Texas Sayings

Brave as a bigamist. He’d shoot craps with the devil himself. She’d charge hell with a bucket of ice water. He’s double-backboned. Brave enough to eat in a boomtown cafe. Brave as the first man who ate an oyster. He’s got more guts than you could hang on a fence.

I’m cooking on a front burner today. She’s got a lot of stars in her crown. Happy as a clam at high tide If I felt any better, I’d drop my harp plumb through the cloud. Fat and sassy. Fine as cream gravy.

You can put your boots in the oven but that doesn't make them biscuits = (You can say whatever you want about something but that doesn't change what it is)