(Stop arguing and do as you're told)
"As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party"
(Self-explanatory!)
"He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch"
(Not the most handsome man around)
"Tighter than bark on a tree"
(Not very generous)
"We've howdied but we ain't shook yet"
(We've met briefly but not been formally introduced)
"The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving"
(Not overly intelligent)
"He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow"
(He has a pretty high opinion of himself)
"She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth"
(That can talk!)
"It's so dry the trees are bribin' the dogs"
(We could really use some rain)
"Big hat, no cattle"
(All talk and no action)
"Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly"
(Appearances can be deceptive)
"This ain't my first rodeo"
(I've been around awhile)
"They ate supper before they said grace"
(Living in sin)
"Time to paint your butt white and run with the antelope"
(Stop arguing and do as you're told)
"As full of wind as a corn-eating horse"
(Rather prone to boasting)